{"product_id":"gold-foil-sign-im-not-single-i-have-a-dog","title":"Gold Foil Sign 'I'm not Single, I have a Dog'","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eRelationship status: taken. By the dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou share a bed. You eat dinner together. They know all your secrets. Admittedly, one of you occasionally drinks from a puddle, but no relationship is perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished with gold foil lettering, this cheeky little sign celebrates the kind of love affair dog people understand completely. Hang it amongst a gallery wall, perch it somewhere unexpected or give it to the friend who's given up pretending the dog isn't the most important member of the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDating apps come and go. The dog gets half the bed forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFixture recommendation:\u003c\/strong\u003e This item is supplied with a plain back and does not come with attached fixings. If you wish to use this on a wall, we recommend using wall mounting tape or squares.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy we love it...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBecause anyone who's ever rearranged their evening plans around a dog already understands. The cheeky slogan made us laugh, while the gold foil gives it just enough glamour to earn a proper place on the wall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Punk \u0026 Poodle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52123164246245,"sku":"MG\/ RS114","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/9329\/7312\/files\/GoldFoilSignImnotSingle_IhaveaDog5.jpg?v=1788552551","url":"https:\/\/www.punkandpoodle.co.uk\/products\/gold-foil-sign-im-not-single-i-have-a-dog","provider":"PUNK \u0026 POODLE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}